My trainer tried to make me
Jump through a hoop
Reluctantly I complied
He thought it quite a scoop
My trainer tried to make me
Stand upright on my paws
And sing from musicals
And open secret doors
My trainer tried to make me
Walk upon high wire with a cone of fire
On my head
My trainer tried to make me
Ride standing on a horse
As we galloped round the course
With explosive force
My trainer tried to make me
Do all of this and more
But I grabbed him in my claw
And bit his head off
Perfect revenge! Perfect end!
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