Half a wooden man
walked into a store
he asked the owl assistant
for the top floor

half a wooden man
got into the lift
the lift said bye bye
and went and brought a gift

half a wooden man
on a hot tin roof
did the polka with the pigeons
but lost his wisdom tooth

i ued to draw faces
better than this
now i can dream
now i’m in bliss

half a wooden man
with the nest of an eye
took off his suit
but kept on his tie

and when he went out
he got the bus to Stains
with half an umbrella
just in case it rained