A rare visitor to Lidl
I admire the shoe rack,
Hosepipe, griddle
Then was I stopped in the middle
Of the right of way
By a maniac, desperado
Housewife, or muggle
Asking how big is the diameter
Of a puddle
Inside the outside
Of the plastic
Inflatable bathing pool
100 centimetre
Is as big as a big fish
I said
Holding my hand
Concertina-ish
We look like people
Winding wool
Around our wrists
Until with woolly head
She returned the box
Of exploding plastic bathing pool
To the rack
And flew off
With head nearly cracked
Quack quack