If I was a TV
What would my settings be?
I put on my TV like a coat
Outside I go
Into TV land
I saw her TV
walking by the river
In the TV I saw a river
or
The river flows like a TV channel
A TV sails by on the river
With clouds pouring out of its screen
I saw a TV with four legs
Running to catch the ferry
People are so conditioned by their TVs now
I avoid crowded shopping centres
Where no one tunes their TVs properly
And their eyes swim about
Like frying eggs
In crisp hot static
And disappear into the noisy hubbub
Sing: Oh, the western world is a TV world
