The Famous Artist Pig

I’d like to do some paintings
But I’m trapped inside a pig
Stick a paint brush in my mouth
I’ll paint you something big

I’d like to do some paintings
But I’m trapped inside a pig
But what large big happy eyes
So lunatic, so big

I’d like to do a painting
But I’m trapped inside a pig
Dip the paint brush in the can
Then put it between my teeth

Now that I’m on the internet
The famous artist pig
Once I ate from pig swill
Now it’s champagne I swig

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