When I woke up today
There in the cat litter tray
Was a great piece of art
I see her in the art gallery
She gets more than my salary
And cat food by the calorie
Of the wealthy people there are many
Who own a work by my cat Jenny
But I never made a penny
Her bedding made a million
He stuffed bids made a trillion
Her graffiti made a zillion
With an art film about her purring
now she goes out touring
hedge and street
one night she came back
and curled up on the mat
and that was that